Jen Walker in Alexandria, Virginia, is an awesome agent with McEnearney. She is hard working and a good neighbor. She looks out for her clients and she cares. If you call her cell phone to report a downed power line on a house she has listed, she might be out there even faster than the Fire Department to look out for her client.
One of the advantages of living in Alexandria where Jen Walker sells houses is that the residential real estate tax rate has not gone up by 9.6 percent in a recessionary year when older people and people retired from the military and government service are not experiencing a cost of living increase but Treasurers of the local government like in Arlington have raised the tax rate by almost 10 percent in a deflationary time as the Treasurer raised the tax rate in Arlington County.
Everyone knows that Arlington County has such a wonderful government, though. Just north of Alexandria, the Arlington Government is closing the Aurora Hills library.
Closing libraries is one of the awesome things they do in Arlington County with your tax money. Do you like to read? Reading is bad for your health. Like obesity, reading kills. Look at Socrates. Why he could read and the Greek government asked him to drink a cup of hemlock for reading and expressing his opinions.
While the Arlington County government is not asking people to drink hemlock for breakfast on November 2, they are asking you to vote for Chris Zimmerman. for the Arllington County Board.
Chris Zimmerman is totally awesome. He is so very awesome. Ever ride Metro at rush hour to Takoma Station? Wow, the experience is totally awesome. I mean you will experience something out of this world. In 2008 in fact on June 23, 10 people were riding the red line just outside of Takoma Station and now they are out of this world. What a stimulus to the funeral home industry!
Please don't forget all the wonders of Arlington County and all the great things we get because we live here. I mean they are absolutely awesome. And now they are going to spend all this wonderful money they get from taxes on a trolley line on Columbia Pike! Don't you think that is totally awesome? You bet it is. Yes!!!!! A trolley line will not only take up so much money that even Frank O'Leary and Chris Zimmerman would not be able to count it all, they will have to hire even more people in the county government to help Ingrid Morroy count it all. Yes!!!!!!!! I mean wow. If you are a bean counter, you are going to be in pig heaven I tell you.
Bean counters unite. While KPMG may not be hiring you can taken your MBA in Finance and work in Arlington County. Don’t become a hedge fund operator, even if the Democrats are not going to tax your income that much, if you want a job in this recessionary time, join the Arlington County government because they are rolling in it. Our tax money, that is.
I mean having Chris Zimmerman for a boss would be so totally awesome. He is practically a rock star, if you know what I mean. A rock star. Mick Jagger has nothing on Chris Zimmerman. The Zimmer Man even built a rock concert ballroom that is going to be just like the old Fillmore East in San Francisco in 1968. A 3,000' square ball room where people can smoke marijuana, take Ecstasy and generally provide lots of work for the DEA and other federal agencies that prosecute the sale of such drugs. Lots of comp time for our dads who work in federal agencies. Wow. I mean wow.
Totally and completely awesome.
Dads who work at the Justice Department and the DEA are going to arrest so many drug dealers their government applications for promotions are going to look like the fall lineup of Miami Vice in the 1980s. How totally retro that is going to be. They can bring back the old white suit like Don Johnson used to wear and get soooo Retro.
Style and fashion will be invigorated and people will buy, buy, buy. They will buy, buy, buy marijuana, cocaine, and even heroin, in addition to Ecstasy. You don't even have to pay some dude $110,000 a year to run this 3,000' square ballroom at the Artishphere, the federal agents will run it for you. I mean they don't make $110,000 a year running a ballroom, do they? Your tax dollars will become very cost-effective because federal agents proving federal assistance in policing all those drugs that will be bought and sold in that ballroom are going to be making much less money than that executive director of that Artisphere.http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?topic=18910&post=157448&uid=66598893640#!/group.php?gid=66598893640