Monday, November 29, 2010

What's That Sound?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5M_Ttstbgs&feature=related

FEMA'S FRAN MCCARTHY: HUMANITARIAN OR GRAMMMARIAN?

http://74.6.238.254/search/srpcache?ei=UTF-8&p=Fran+McCarthy+FEMA&xa=z5JPsPw3yarDCB42AuN.Gw--%2C1291150796&fr=ush-mail&u=http://cc.bingj.com/cache.aspx?q=Fran+McCarthy+FEMA&d=4600610203959387&mkt=en-US&setlang=en-US&w=3a744a39,e13335be&icp=1&.intl=us&sig=wyRrcT2k7PrkbOfpmV104A--
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Edicts issued by obese Hell's Angel-like FEMA Executive Francis X. "Fran" McCarthy, buffoon extraordinare, reveal the FEMA bureaucrats' tendency to issue grammatical edicts rather than to help hurricane victims in New Orleans. 

We have yet to find a picture of this large, greaseball, but as one woman at FEMA remarked, "I pity his wife. Doesn' he look as if he would leave a ring around a woman if she went to bed with him?"

Indeed.

Greaseball bureaucrat extraordinaire and GS-15, Feeding from the Public Trough during Katrina, Victoria, James, Joe Johnny, Tom, Dick but not Harry, has  he not terrorizzed and  disgustingly inflicted himself on  one woman after another until he strikes paydirt and gets his "perks?."

A menace? A villain? A viaga ad?

http://www.imdb.com/

New FDA Legislation of Organic Farming Will Have Chilling Effect on Small Farms

This just in from Dr. Larry Plumlee, MD, Princeton and Hopkins Med School:
The vote on S 510 begins today at 4pm on the Senate floor - this bill cannot pass as is. Our tax dollars at work: "FDA Currently Spends $1,000,000 a month to Get a State to Shut Down Artisan Farms" ...The FDA should not have any jurisdiction within our states to control our choices!




The FDA would like to have full control over our choices for healthy, life giving food that we choose to buy from our local farms and farmers. This would put most small local family farms out of business! Do we really need to add to the unemployment figures now???



***You can help. Here's how:



- As soon as you read this, if it's before 5pm Monday EST, I urge you to pick up the phone and CALL your U.S. Senator's offices and voice your opposition to Senate Bill 510.



- Don't know your Senator's phone number...? Call the Capitol Switchboard and ask to be directly connected to your Senator's office: 202-224-312 1.



- You can find contact information for your US Senator at: http://senate.gov/general/contact_information/senators_cfm.cfm



- Please share this article on Facebook, Twitter and other social networks so that people may join us in this grassroots effort to defeat the next great tyranny in America BEFORE it can be unleashed. This is our final hour on S 510, and every call counts!



If you favor your freedom to obtain farm fresh food, without interference by the FDA, I urge you to call both of your Senators today, every Republican Senator and both Independent Senators (Lieberman of CT and Sanders of VT) and tell them the following:



1. Your name and whether or not you are a constituent. If you are not a constituent, please say where you live.



2. You are a local, healthy food supporter who is concerned about S 510.



3. If you are a North Carolinia n calling Hagan or Burr, please thank them for their work and add, "…and I must ask her/him to do more."



4. Ask the Senate to vote as follows:

"No" on cloture,

"Yes" on the Coburn substitute,

"Yes" on the Managers' substitute bill, if Coburn fails

"No" on the overall bill.







*On a side note: I also stated that the senators vote today will have an effect on how I vote for them in the future.



You can also contact your senators via email on their websites, also listed on the above site. Here is an example of what you can write to them:

Dear Mr./Ms. {last name of senator},



I am a constituent of yours in {enter your state}. I am extremely concerned about S 510 as I am a supporter of being able to obtain locally grown, farm fresh food from local producers here in {your state}. I do NOT feel that the FDA is qualified to make choices such as this for me and my family. I have done my research and know my farmers, their practices and I know what I am purchasing from these farmers is the best choice for me and my family.



I ask that you vote as follows regarding S 510:

"No" on cloture,

"Yes" on the Coburn substitute,

"Yes" on the Managers' substitute bill, if Coburn fails

"No" on the overall bill.



Sincerely,

AND SIGN YOUR NAME

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Obamacare: Universal Mandatory Marriage Act?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzr5Cubph9Y

While some say that Obamacare will lower the cost of insurance premiums it is likely  that people will have to get married to get group health plans offered by insurance companies through employers.  Thus, marriage will become almost mandatory if you want to stay alive.

Should Federal Workers Suffer for the Sins of Their Leaders?

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/30/us/politics/30freeze.html?_r=1&emc=na

Obama says he is going to freeze the pay of federal workers at a time when the Congress will most likely vote themselves another pay raise, inflaming the American public who voted in droves against the Democratic Party in the mid-term elections. This move is a gift to the Republican Party at a time when they need it badly.

While Nancy Pelosi is neither like the Borgia Sisters nor like Lady MacBeth, she does suffer from a vast image problem. And when the defender of censorship in America, Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton who decided to become an art critic during her Senate term by sponsoring a bill to burden the FBI with policing the internet to censor anything that she might feel is a "copyright" violation when such censorship is totally unnecessary since neither Nagisa Oshima nor Jean-Luc Godard need to really have the FBI shut down internet sites but would prefer that thieves not steal their designer luggage at the airport.  Neither TSA nor the FBI nor the Wiki Leaks is the problem.

The problem is Hilary Rodham Clinton herself, way out of her depth, floundering on the brink of war like some drowning Albatross whose feathers are coated with petroleum from the collision of the tanker Exxon Valdez, as much as they are now coated by oil from British Petroleum, with, as the Ancient Mariner would have said, her mojo not working. 

As everyone knows, the wonderful Joe Biden, a former basketball player of whom it might have been said by the late Lyndon Johnson, "He must have given Obama that fat lip this weekend, because if it were me, darlin', I sure would have," did commit plaigerism by copying a speech delivered by a British member of parliament once in the seventies or eighties when Brad Pitt was wearing a gorgeous page boy hairdo as an actor on "21 Jump Street," the reality show version of "That Seventies Show" you can find on facebook.

Yes, Joe Biden had a plaigerism scandal once so perhaps Eric Holder should get up off his very large derriere and sue him in a stunning tour de force in this new farce in our TV pilot, "The Clinton Dynasty."

Our stars, PD (Johnny Depp?) and Monica (Lucy Liu?), decide to pose as Uighurs with forged Chinese passports with two little children trained personally in the martial arts by Jackie Chan and get arrested. in a Chinese restaurant by just having them eat there.   They are then sent back to China by cops following the Secure Communities rules.  When they get there, they are put in a Chinese prison until a Uighur lobbyist convinces Harold (Ralph Fiennes) and Kumar (Cate Blanchette) who now work in the Obama White House to acccompany them to Bermuda until the forged passports are discovered and Hilary Clinton (in a cameo role by Whoopi Goldberg) decides to go after them. Many good chase scenes by African stunt drivers from Arlandria who already have a union.

Good luck, Hillary!

Texts for Today's Lesson:

Source Materials:

Harold and Kumar Escape from Guano Bay

Hooker, The Laws of Ecclesiastical Polity.